Acrostic for Sufferers of Bovineophobia
Beware the beasts
Out to get you.
Vibrations of rage, running deep
Into the heart of the ground.
Nimble thy feet will be to avoid the
Excruciating crush of the bovine burden.
Oppressed you will feel, it is only fair.
Pray for divine assistance –
Holy cow!
Oh Lordy, get me outta here.
Bovine phobia, yes
It’s a thing.
And the cattle cry – Alleluia.
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Note: for bluebee who is a sufferer 😀
Nuddernote: fear of cattle is justified 😉 they are huge beasties and can squish you without even meaning too!
Oh…what a terrible disorder it would be if one was a matador or a dairy farmer. 🙂
hahahaha that’s for sure Charles – good thing about dairy cows is they are always more intent on emptying their udders than having a go at the handlers (or so I am led to believe)
Fear of cows (and horses and more) is very real and very understandable and that is all. #theend
yes, I was going to add a note about that – fear of cattle is a pretty useful thing to have given their size – they can hurt you even unintentionally
Hey Kat – I just put a nuddernote in (ps. I might write a poem about love of cattle next 😉 )
I wasn’t offended, btw. Just… affeared of cows and horses… and farmgirl born & bred. But I think they’re beautiful! Especially my girls. And I’ll be the first one eeeping and running before one even THINKS about looking at me…
They definitely are beautiful 😀 We have two cows but I won’t go in the field with them – talk to them over the fence and give them a scratch behind the ear, but that’s close enough for me.
I mean bovines 😉
Cows, Our Wonder Species!
Anything wot’s got horns, scares me.
hahaha this is true Stafford 😀
Is that phobia just a lot of bull, or is one also cowed by it?
Neat acrostic!
hahahaha no, yes, thanks 😀
Bwahahaha! I would be running for the hills but this is just tooo good! Thanks for the nightmares, Gabe and Michael! 😳
you’re welcome bb 😀 the devil made me do it hahahaha (that’s my new byline thanks to you) 😈
*still laughing* 😂
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