Acrostic for Sufferers of Bovineophobia
Beware the beasts
Out to get you.
Vibrations of rage, running deep
Into the heart of the ground.
Nimble thy feet will be to avoid the
Excruciating crush of the bovine burden.
Oppressed you will feel, it is only fair.
Pray for divine assistance –
Holy cow!
Oh Lordy, get me outta here.
Bovine phobia, yes
It’s a thing.
And the cattle cry – Alleluia.
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Note: for bluebee who is a sufferer 😀
Nuddernote: fear of cattle is justified 😉 they are huge beasties and can squish you without even meaning too!
April 23, 2014 at 12:47 pm
Oh…what a terrible disorder it would be if one was a matador or a dairy farmer. 🙂
April 23, 2014 at 12:54 pm
hahahaha that’s for sure Charles – good thing about dairy cows is they are always more intent on emptying their udders than having a go at the handlers (or so I am led to believe)
April 23, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Fear of cows (and horses and more) is very real and very understandable and that is all. #theend
April 23, 2014 at 12:56 pm
yes, I was going to add a note about that – fear of cattle is a pretty useful thing to have given their size – they can hurt you even unintentionally
April 23, 2014 at 12:59 pm
Hey Kat – I just put a nuddernote in (ps. I might write a poem about love of cattle next 😉 )
April 23, 2014 at 1:55 pm
I wasn’t offended, btw. Just… affeared of cows and horses… and farmgirl born & bred. But I think they’re beautiful! Especially my girls. And I’ll be the first one eeeping and running before one even THINKS about looking at me…
April 23, 2014 at 4:41 pm
They definitely are beautiful 😀 We have two cows but I won’t go in the field with them – talk to them over the fence and give them a scratch behind the ear, but that’s close enough for me.
April 23, 2014 at 4:41 pm
I mean bovines 😉
April 23, 2014 at 1:48 pm
Cows, Our Wonder Species!
Anything wot’s got horns, scares me.
April 23, 2014 at 4:42 pm
hahaha this is true Stafford 😀
April 23, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Is that phobia just a lot of bull, or is one also cowed by it?
Neat acrostic!
April 24, 2014 at 1:38 pm
hahahaha no, yes, thanks 😀
April 25, 2014 at 8:36 am
Bwahahaha! I would be running for the hills but this is just tooo good! Thanks for the nightmares, Gabe and Michael! 😳
April 25, 2014 at 10:30 am
you’re welcome bb 😀 the devil made me do it hahahaha (that’s my new byline thanks to you) 😈
April 25, 2014 at 8:37 am
*still laughing* 😂
April 25, 2014 at 10:30 am
😎