Acrostic for Sufferers of Bovineophobia
Beware the beasts
Out to get you.
Vibrations of rage, running deep
Into the heart of the ground.
Nimble thy feet will be to avoid the
Excruciating crush of the bovine burden.
Oppressed you will feel, it is only fair.
Pray for divine assistance –
Oh Lordy, get me outta here.
Bovine phobia, yes
It’s a thing.
And the cattle cry – Alleluia.
Note: for bluebee who is a sufferer 😀
Nuddernote: fear of cattle is justified 😉 they are huge beasties and can squish you without even meaning too!