Ransom Note Poetry Share this:GoogleMoreEmailPrintFacebookTwitterRedditLinkedInLike this:Like Loading... 32 thoughts on “Ransom Note Poetry” Add yours Note: I created the image using a ransom note generator (yeah, who knew!) superimposed over a photo of Gina Rinehart http://strix.org.uk/ransom Reply Thanks for the link to the ransom generator. Now all I need is a site where they can make me look glamorous. Actually, I’ll just spend the ransom money I’m going to make on having work done. Sorted! M __________ Marie Marshall author/poet/editor Scotland http://mairibheag.com http://kvennarad.wordpress.com Reply hahaha – no worries 😉 We’re splitting the proceeds between all poets who comment on my ransom note poem, so you’re in for enough to do some ‘work’ – thanks for stopping by. ps She’s too greedy to pay the ransom and her poem has already been slamdunked by the press and quite a few poets of note. Reply brilliant idea Gabe, and well executed. well i hope only the idea will be executed. Reply hahaha – she’s already killed the poem so no problem there 😉 Thanks Dhyan. Reply No need for a ransom note, maybe a fine issued for crimes against poetry? Reply haha – you can do that one Mark 😉 and crimes against the ALP (normally I wouldn’t bag someone’s poem but she’s just asking for it with those slanderous, full of rubbish lines and pentamic rthymic discrepancies – haha – and I just have a thing about mega rich mining magnates and not in a good way). Reply Ransom note generator? Just when you think you’ve heard it all… Reply and here I was Martin thinking I’d be up all night cutting words and letters out of magazines and newspapers – haha Reply Oh my…sure hope there’s no fines for Crimes Against Poetry. 🙂 Clever this poem of yours. Reply Well you don’t have to worry Charles – you only get prizes for your poetry 🙂 Thanks Reply How cruel and sadistic a kidnapper can you be? What a dreadful threat. 🙂 Reply hahaha – she started the war 😉 It’s like water off a duck’s back to her I’m sure – she didn’t get where she is now, one of the most powerful people around – and not a politician – , without being tough. Thanks colonialist – cruel and sadistic is what you want in a ransom note 😉 Reply Never read any of hers, Gabrielle. Should I start, do you think? Reply No! I think she may have only ever written the one poem which is now placed on a big boulder near one of her mines or something like that 😉 She is a mega-rich mining magnate on a mission to destroy the sitting Government and get out of paying as many taxes as she can, while pretending it is for the good of the whole country in a poem. Reply If she doesn’t pay up we’ll lock her in a room and make her listen to the poetry I wrote as a teenager. There are volumes of it and each poem is worse than the one before. After a few hours she’ll do whatever we want (there is only so much teenage angst a person can take.) Don’t think it’ll work? Here are some of the titles : I Love You But You Don’t Love Me, I Smiled But You Looked The Other Way and my personal fave, The Sky Is As Black As My Heart. She’ll be putty in our hands…… 👿 Reply Bwhahahahahaha – how much more could she take Selma – she’ll be handing over the cash faster than Casey Stoner on his best day 😉 Reply Tell Selma to read her teenage poems in reverse order, so they get better and better!. And now from me, a delicate little ditty. Gina Rinehart’s try at fine art, Left me in a daze. Revealed art- tIstic elegance… Just like the dirty big lump of rock it’s stuck to! Reply Good one Stafford – yes the boulder really sums it up for me 😉 Reply Hoho – if she had a sense of humour, she would send you the money, and then what would you do? 😉 Love “where many skeletons lie, driza bone and brittle” and “(swift as a bear market ASX on hearing a Wall Street wail)” and Prof Haskell’s advice to Gina, hehe Reply I would return her poem of course bluebee – hahahaha – and split the money with everyone who has commented on this post (as promised to kvennarad above) 🙂 Reply she’ll have to pay extra to get the boulder back though – costs me a fortune to move it – bwhahahaha 😉 Reply I loved this, Gabe. The cheek of you! I also like Mark’s idea, though I think a jail sentence is better for someone like Rinehart who can buy her way out of any fine. Reply haha – thanks Nigel 😉 Community Service has a nice ironic ring to it – she could do some work for the Greens! Reply Ransom note for art held captive. I dunno. Makes my koi very nervous. They are huddling at the bottom of the pond. Can’t get them to peek outside the water’s surface. This is the worst news they’ve heard since that rumor about the arrival of a blue heron. Reply hahaha – poor Koi – they must not worry Aletha as they are at the height of classy art 😉 We have kookaburras and Magpies and Butcher birds who like to eat the gold fish (that are like Koi) in our pond – in fact, they have all disappeared! Reply Pingback: After Kidnapping, Fear Spreads « Aletha Kuschan’s Weblog Hehehe … I’m thinking there’s some CIA involvement somewhere here 😉 Discrediting hard-working mining magnates … shame! 😉 Reply Ssssshhhhh 😉 Hi Geoff – nice of you to stop over from Nigel’s place – always appreciate a new face (she whispers). This may be why I have an ASIO file – haha – the Greens must be loaded with all that money from the CIA – maybe they could share it around. Reply Nice to be here 🙂 Spend the cash on new suits for the folk Koala costumes perhaps? Reply yes, they do look a bit tatty those Koala costumes – haha – if they were cuter they would get more donations 😉 Reply Pingback: Search Engine Poetry: Gabrielle Bryden « beeblu blog Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.