A volcano burped lava in

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media commentators hoped the
ash plume would cool the earth
and block her tear ducts
some planes were stopped for a while
a blip on their radar
carbon emissions dipped an incy bit
it was perceived as a major hiccup for passengers
the effect was stunning
in its mediocrity
we await the arrival of aliens
to undertake the hard work

what a joke!