Beeblu (poem for Fortnight of Funnies)

I’ll Have What She’s Having There’s one in every suburb posing as a bestie, but beware for it is said this creature is a beastie. Rent-a-husband is her game and yours is in her sights; when darkness falls, she’ll come for him so don’t go working nights. “Can you help me with my …” (stick […]

Lewd Limericks from Stafford (for Fortnight of Funnies)

Larss Drinks I oft shared a bottle with Larss; Who sipped with decorum and class. But once in the bistro Was totally pissed, so He finished up flat on his arse! Wine Lovers Two pickers of fruit to make wine, Their young hearts began to entwine. Went frequently missing For cuddling and kissing, And more, […]

Rhyme & PUNishment: Comedic Verse

I’ve been ranting and a raving lately, and I’m sick of it You must be too! So I’m all up for some funny stuff. I am going to have a ‘fortnight of funnies’ – if I get enough material. My regular readers will know I have had a citrus week and a penguin week. I […]

Visiting Poems (Stafford Ray)

2011 National Poetry Week (presenting Stafford Ray) Here we have 2 poems from the man who lives on a boat off the shores of Queensland (or parked somewhere) and who likes to write a good limerick and is known to agitate (often at the same time – he’s versatile like that – haha). He blogs […]