I’ll Have What She’s Having
There’s one in every suburb
posing as a bestie, but beware
for it is said
this creature is a beastie.
Rent-a-husband is her game
and yours is in her sights;
when darkness falls, she’ll come for him
so don’t go working nights.
“Can you help me with my ⦔
(stick WHATEVER in the blank).
Ain’t his boy scout skills she wants,
Girlfriends, let’s be frank.
With all-consuming envy
she’s competing for your life;
she wants your house, the car you drive,
to replace you as his wife.
So, good women everywhere,
keep friends you know are true.
but guard against the frenemy
lest her prey is you!
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Beeblu passed me this wickedly funny poem for my Fortnight of Funnies. I’m sure we have all come across one of these poisonous critters π Beeblu is my internet sister in Existential Angst, which is reflected in her wonderful and often dark poetry. This is balanced with her dry and cynical humour and terrific photos. Beeblu’s blog is found here.
Thanks BB π
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I just wanted to offer my husband, if she’ll have him!
Bwhahahahaha – that’s too funny Chartreuse π
Hehe
Love it!
Thanks Helen π
En Garde, Helen π
This is FABULOUS! BlueBee shared the link.
Thanks for the chuckle . . . both of you!
Thanks for stopping by nrhatch – it’s been a chuckly week so far π
Thanks, Nancy π
Pity the poor dope who ends up with such a woman as his wife…she’ll moving on soon. π
hahaha – too true Charles π
Haha – ain’t that the truth. Thanks, Charles
Thanks, Gabe. I always thoroughly enjoy being invited over here π
The solution is to always ignore your neighbours π
Bwahahahaha – good advice Tilly π
Some just won’t let you!
a clever poem, but scarily true
yes, unfortunately Kirstie!
I’ve seen this beastie with my own eyes π
Like Tilly says π
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The man who takes her gets what he deserves! It is funny because it is so true.
The funniest jokes are always the ones closest to the truth – thanks for stopping by opoetoo π
Absolutely brilliant. It IS true. I know a few people it’s happened to. Frenemies are odious people. Sucking up to you all the time like they’re your best mate when all the time they have a hidden agenda.
“when darkness falls, sheβll come for him
so donβt go working nights.”
This is the killer line. Hilarious on so many levels. LOVE IT!!!
They keep their friends close, and their enemies closer π
Scarily true indeed: great poem, BB π
Thanks Kate π
Poems find ways to retell the age old stories of the human race, and this poem does it with great humor and charm.
I agree Aletha – thanks π